This post is based strictly on opinions but we feel this are the three no-go areas for men to woo(toast) a Lagos girl.Some guys seem to woo any lady they are into not even thinking of the environment,time and the condition of the lady.Guys,you should be conscious of where and how you woo a lady and here are three locations to never toast a fine Lagos babe.
1.Her father's house:I mean,why would you wanna go there in the first place when her father is around and you have not paid the bride-price.The first thing that will cross the mind of the lady's father is that his daughter is now a wayward girl and besides,with the man seeing you already,he can just pour hot water on you *smiles* or even threaten to shoot you with a gun if he has one or chase you with a machete.If he is not your in-law,don't go to her father's house.
2.Inside the Danfo or BRT bus:Oga maka why,there is crazy traffic in Lagos as usual and even if there is no traffic how wanna try to gain the attention of a fine babe either coming from work,going home from work or just going out and you feel the best place is in a commercial bus..Oga rethink,you kon spoil am go dey pay her transport fare,all you would get is THANK YOU...Lobatan
3.Public Toilet:Bros,bros,public toilet ke,just because you somebody did comedy about a man barging into the toilet and apologizing to the babe and something led to the other does not now mean that you should go and do the same,if the lady nice,she go just shout on top your head but if she strict,she fit drag you enter,throw you shit💩💩💩💩,mama wey be say shit dey catch,you come feel say if she finish,she go wait hear your cock and bull love story.....Oga mi ko jorrrrh.....😛😛😛....She go just be like will you kiipkwayet
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