[1] People are stealing money yet everybody else is broke.. someone had $1 million in his soak-away!
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[2] You know that you will not meet light at home after a long day at work.
[3] If you live in Lagos, half of your entire life is spent in traffic.
[4] Why should the President care? He hasn't even spent a full three months in the country.
[5] The landlords want you to pay 2 years rent upfront. Like if you had that money you wouldn't have built your own house.
[6] You don't even know if the last person to enter hell fire is a Nigerian and left the gates unclosed.
[7] When you put something on your social media account and the entire Nigeria descends on you.
[8] The exchange rate is bloody, but your President’s response is "Well" Those who can still afford it can afford it.
[9] Those waiters that will wait till you finish your food to let you know that POS is not working.
[10] What are students supposed to eat now in school…other than indomie, now that Lassa fever won’t let you drink garri?
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